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  • in the future
  • my kid: mom i got an A+ on my advanced physics exam
  • me: thats nice but u still have less than 1000 followers
  • my kid: but mom that doesnt matter im the valedictorian i got into harvard
  • me: how many notes did your last text post have come talk to me again when you're not a disappointment

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“my hair is perfect”

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“Dwight! Why?”
“I’m sorry. I fell down, Mr. Balance.”

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